This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended...– Rorschach (Watchmen)
Oh yeah Yay Area here I come. Got admitted to SFSU...
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Im fuckin scared man
My friend is trying to set me up with this cute hipster girl and apparently im going to be introduced tomorrow. I really hope i dont fuck this up with A)awkwardness B)excessive perspiration or even C)one of my stupid ass friends may call her a whore
hyyerr-entropy: bubbs619: hyyerr-entropy: Night cunt. Cight Nunt Tnun Thgic TNUC THGIN
hyyerr-entropy: Night cunt. Cight Nunt
I know im not the only one that remembers "Penis...
Its topless fuckin tuesday
Why arent there any breasteses upon my dash?
I’ve been straightedge for about 48 hours and should only last until friday. Yeah brah XXX
My day went as follows
Small skinny white kid calls me “fatty” I proceed to say “im going to shove your longboard up your ass and rape your mother as you watch” He retorts “well check the graveyard because shes dead” I immediately state “good im into that type of shit” He skates off crying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Keep Calm And Listen To Chopped & Screwed Music.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but...
Tomorrow will be the last day of school before a 4...
Where can i find a 30 day challenge to do and...
A place where you can purchase new yarn so you can knit a nice scarf on one tab, see someone get brutally raped/murdered/fucked on another, and talk to your friends about both on another.
I dont think my AP STATS teacher doesnt realize...
In case anybody was wondering, yes i will cheat and yes i will not give a shit
tubagirls asked: an assumption: you are probably way cooler than most people give you credit for.
lazy-little-fuck: bubbs619: Girlscout: “Hello sir, would you like to purchase some cookies?” (with an adorable smile on her face) Me: “NO bitch” (punches her in the mouth and runs away with an abundance of samoas and thin mints) Stop lyin’ you know you paid the lil’ hoe. LET ME HAVE THIS GODDAMN MOMENT MARK!
Girlscout: “Hello sir, would you like to purchase some cookies?” (with an adorable smile on her face) Me: “NO bitch” (punches her in the mouth and runs away with an abundance of samoas and thin mints)
Go on anon, and tell me one assumption you've made...
BITCH SAY HI TO ME
2 followers in one day
swag swag. I would like to thank Lil Pookie thats trappin for his pokemon cards and tyrone in cb4
I just set a new personal record
18 years without a valentine.
Ummm what just happened? Apparently finding Jesus makes you want to rub vaseline everywhere.
The least I could've done was purchase the singles →
I was on Lil B’s tumblr/twitter. I can die a happy man now. If only he could fuck my bitch…
painiack: Spend hours looking at porn. Until you find the perfect one to masturbate to. Then get disgusted by it afterwards.