I WILL NEVER GET SICK OF SANDWITCHES
That song is the equivalent to ear rape and I LOVE IT
AS HIGH AS WUTANG GETS
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When you're young, not much matters. When you find...
They encourage to go to college and shit
But then they charge 55 for every fuckin application. What kinda shit is that? Since my moms a teacher she doesn’t qualify for waivers even though my dads a deadbeat and doesn’t provide shit. Too bad i don’t have a little brother that can die so i can say fuck school and pick a burner up and some marijuana
WOLF GANG OVER EVERYTHING.
lazy-little-fuck: nigga, fuck a taylor gang.
Who's going to save my soul now?
I FUCKIN HATE THE SAYING "dont judge a book by its...
This is honestly the stupidest shit i’ll ever hear. Nothing really is embraced by a clear conscience anymore, everything is judged/reviewed/etc and opinions are built upon by these. For instance if i go into a book store and I am choosing a book to read and have no prior knowledge upon said book, I am going to clearly judge the book by its front and back covers and read the excerpt to make...
I could quote this shit for days →
im searching for a purpose in life nothing comes to me? severe/major...– Once again from HB.
If you were to kill yourself, people would be sad. People would probably cry,...– Got this from HB.
One of my favorite colors are green...
Why you may ask? Because three of my favorite things in life are green: pussy, money, and weed. Oh and crayons, them shits be tasty.
THE FUCK COULD I POSSIBLY BE DOING AT 1 IN THE...
EATING THIS SWAGGED OUT PUMPKIN PIE WITH THIS GODDAMN COOL HWIP THATS WHAT BITCH
illuminado asked: LOL. bubba you'll put a leash on her!
Joe Budden’s music usually makes me want to kill myself but this works too
Story time motherfuckers
So as you can probably assume with my last post, my thanksgiving was ehhh and borderline shit. Well that changed while we were leaving. A little backstory though,l’ve had my permit for about a week and only driven maybe three times. Okay back to the story, Since i had my permit my mom let me drive off and shit to get a little practice. My cousins live on a hill so the wheel was turned toward...
I could be back in the city doing hood rat shit with me and my niggas while eating turkey and cranberry sauce like a true goon. But I’m in the fuckin suburbs with the white part of my family and its gay as fuck. No weed, no food (well at least not yet), and no good vibes. What am I doing you may ask? Sitting on their couch listening to Lord Willing while they watch one of these shitty...
If my cousin says “yo man there’s this new rapper named Wiz Khalifa, his song black and yellow is the shit” or anything related to a swag rapper, I swear on allah that I’ll take a turkey carver to his neck and make his faggot dad and mom watch.
Is it ironic that I (an overweight pot head) hates thanksgiving (a holiday totally comprised of eating). Idk if I hate the actual holiday or the people I spend it with. Nothing I enjoy more than being compared to a starting football star and being told how much I’m not as good as him. All while his parents treat him like a god when in reality, he’s a little crybaby faggot that will...
Definition of swag ...
I’ve never beaten Ocarina of Time. As a matter of fact, the only Zelda game i’ve beaten was Wind Waker. On top of that, I consider the Legend of Zelda series to be equivalent to The Beatles in terms of over rated mediocrity
When you have been sniffing shit for as long as I...
Not when you’re shitting, not when you’re eating the assorted spread of cheeses that granny brought back from ‘nam, not when you’re finger fucking Tyler Perry’s retarded little sister, NOT EVER
I wonder what these hoes would think if they knew while I’m sweet talking them, I’m also taking a fat shit. For instance, right now WHAT WOULD THEY DO?
So im on a week break from school
I HAVENT SPENT A DAY SOBER YET AND I DONT PLAN ON IT SWAG
Oh dont mind me, just brushing my pubes