November 2010
197 posts
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I remember coming into high school I said was never going to smoke, do drugs, or drink.
Now I smoke on a weekly basis, planning on doing coke for my b day weekend, and I can see myself being an alcoholic in the future.
Welp
Fucking Nicki Minaj has dumb bitches dressing up as her for halloween. What kinda shit is that? That hoe shouldn’t even be rapping in the first place. She should be getting violated by Tyrone in “Ebony Hoezzzz 17”
Real shit, next girl i talk to that asks “behbeh pick a song that describes our relationship” Im showing that hoe VCR by Tyler The Creator.
I’ll be damned if she expects a gay ass Drake or other various R&B songs.
Shit what am i thinking, me talk to a girl? None of these hoes can recognize a young god in the making.
October 2010
131 posts
Go ahead and admit it faggot, this shit is tighter than buttrape.
Going out tonight is overrated
Why go out when I have weed, videogames, my tunes, and a house filled with chocolate cake, chinese food, chicken, pita chips and popsicles.
Everybody knows what time tis about to be.
If i see one more hoe on facebook with the “The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.” quote im going to start playing razor tag with pregnant women
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So today i was going to go to a friends house and we were going to record a song but i have a fatass headache. I think if i tried i can do a little something if i wanted to be a rapper man…
Can't wait for tomorrow man...
All these bitches get a free pass to dress like a whore. Halloween has to be my favorite holiday. Free candy and free deposits to the spank bank.
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See what the fuck happens when you drink 4 lokos
I could always go the nice route and say sorry for being a dick but I’m pretty sure that’s a pussy move on my part
I kinda want to text this girl because I’m pretty sure she still wants my baby D but I told her to lose my number and don’t text me anymore.
HB nigs, what should I do?
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Around January-February i got a girl to send me a pic of her titties. I was talking to her at the time so it wasnt that hard just had to sweettalk and what not. But there was one big problem…
Her stomach man. She was fat. Don’t get me wrong i love chubby girls, shit i’d rather have a chubby than a thin bitch but she was noticeably fat. The funny part was after she sent me a pic...
as unfunny as I find her. I would still put the...
burntassperm:
I’ve expressed this before. And I’ll do it again.
I would fuck her so hard, my humor would osmosis into her vaginal drippings, and make her hilarious
HILARIOUS.
Im glad i wasnt the only one that wanted to touch her belly button from the inside
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Its topless tuesday
I wanna see some tittieeeeeees
/Aziz Ansari voice
It all makes sense...
These hoes like dudes that listen to soft ass music and shit. My friend is listening to love songs and he starts talking to this girl in front of us, while I’m behind them bumping Dipset doing my work all nonchalant. You’ll never catch me with some R&B in my ipod or even listening to it. I’ve tried going that soft music route and I’m never doing that shit again. If I...
I Hate How...
davegold:
I like to be solo dolo but being alone with my thoughts fucking kills me.
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/26inxf/www.stwing.upe... →
Cam’ron said it best
fuck these bitches, swear to god i only wanna fuck these bitches. Niggas love these bitches. OJ Simpson cut these bitches
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Anonymous asked: Hi i'm a 41 yr old male who's looking to party
i saw ur email and i see you like violating anuses too
i think we have a lot in common so i wanned to know if u wanted to meet up
ive seen u around chula vista and i seen you on the trolley station too
if you can, meet me in the bayfront/e street trolley station
i'll be wearing a trench coat with red...
i saw ur email and i see you like violating anuses too
i think we have a lot in common so i wanned to know if u wanted to meet up
ive seen u around chula vista and i seen you on the trolley station too
if you can, meet me in the bayfront/e street trolley station
i'll be wearing a trench coat with red...
So I opened up my ask box
*prepares for outrageous questions*
I never understand why rappers are depressed and shit. They have millions of dollars and thousands of white bitches reciting lyrics. If you’re depressed how the fuck should i feel? Oh and don’t tell me that money doesn’t bring happiness because IT DOES.
I just got this new computer and shit is already...
Porn addict lifestyle might not make it
I need some new hoes man. My school is filled with the same broke bitches wearing jeggings and hi top sandals and shit. Ladies, if you want to say what up hit my email.
Violateyouranus69@gmail.com
Fuck I watched Runaway again and My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is going to be THE SHIT and quite possibly the urine. Dat opening track is epic as shit and that track with Cudi on the hook while that phoenix ho is looking at farm animals and shit sounds like its going to be on point.
I still don’t know how that big ass MJ head fits in though.
I wish Curren$y would do another mixtape takeover again. That shit was dope, especially with where hes at now in his career. I can only dream
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Now that i think about it, i shouldve went to dat hoes house last night. It was either bus fare or carne asada fries, I was extremely high so i think i made the right choice when i saw dese shits.
Awww man Tyrone is doing work on little suki while wearing dem wheat colored timbs.
He looks like an Ecko UNLTD model from the late 90’s
Dear Various Porn Sites,
Can you please remove the penis enlargement ads from the side of the page while im watching this fat asian ho get violated? How am i supposed to get my new boyz on if i see langston in the corner showing off his new 9 inch dick?
